Monday, September 22, 2014

Quirpon Limerick

In the Labrador town of Quirpon
Lived a lad and his trusty Huirpon
He went out whaling one day
A squall blew him away
Down the coast where he washed ashore Fuirdon

Sunday, September 21, 2014

Delhi Limerick

A Canadian town known as Delhi
Was famous for its raspberry Jelhi
People wanting a jar
Would fly from afar
Something sweet to put in their Belhi

Saturday, September 20, 2014

Puyallup Limerick

Puyallup Limerick

When riding a horse in Puyallup
You don't trot, walk or lope, but Yuygallup

The foreman said it is wise
That the horses exercise
That's why early today he got Yuyallup

© 2014

Friday, September 19, 2014

Bexar Limerick

A Texas cowgirl from Bexar
Steadfastly refused to play Fexar
She glued herself in the saddle
While herding her cattle
So as not to fall off of her Mexar.

© 2014 by Tom King

Thursday, September 18, 2014

A Godmanchester Limerick

There was an old man from Godmanchester,
Who woke up one morning in a Dodmanchester
He said I had me some cash
Ere I was tossed in the trash
And I don't know where my head got these Lodmanchesters.

© 2014 by Tom King

Wednesday, September 17, 2014

A Limerick For Texicans

A Mick from Guadelejara
Said, "My name it is Tommy O'Jara"
I'm a transplant from Limerick
The name's just a gimerick
For a lark I have shaved off my Jara.

Tuesday, September 16, 2014

Limerick For Gloucesterians

There was a young woman from Gloucester

Who once batted third on the Roucester

As she stood at the plate

The umpire said, "Great"

At last, a batter with good Poucester.

© 2014

Monday, September 15, 2014

A Limerick For Worcesterians

In a sleepy old village called Worcester
Lived a girl who loved roller Corcesters
She rode one to the top
Where it came to a stop
The attendant had to come and he Porcester