National Poetry Month - A Limerick for April Fool's Day

It's national poetry month. The challenge? Write one not too awful poem each day. So here goes a limerick for April Fool's Day

Green Eggs and Scam

There once was a man name of Sam
Who preferred yellow eggs and cold Wham
Lacto-ovo vegetarians
Prefer their greens more sectarian
Green eggs are an evil vegan scam!

© 2014 by Tom King